You mean you'll count. I'm not wasting my breath over this if you're going to make this a cooperative effort. It's a competition, you dunce.
[ NEVER MIND THAT HE ENDED UP SPEAKING MORE THAN OZ?! GODDAMN, HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE A POINT WITHOUT PRATTLING ON FOR EIGHT CONSECUTIVE YEARS, SLAY HIM WHERE HE STANDS.
As Elliot's dissuaded himself from murdering Vessalius and leaving him in an unmarked grave (for the time being), he rescinds his exasperation for clambering back onto the starting block. It only occurs to him now that he didn't even bother stretching but it's not like that'll come to bite him in his ass when they inevitably tie and race for the set point.
But true to his word, he doesn't attempt sabotaging Oz a second time around as he deftly cuts in on the signal, appendages still jolting from the high dive. Enjoy the image of his receding derriere coasting easy-breezy through the water, Vessalius, because Elliot is frankly killing it. ]
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[ NEVER MIND THAT HE ENDED UP SPEAKING MORE THAN OZ?! GODDAMN, HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE A POINT WITHOUT PRATTLING ON FOR EIGHT CONSECUTIVE YEARS, SLAY HIM WHERE HE STANDS.
As Elliot's dissuaded himself from murdering Vessalius and leaving him in an unmarked grave (for the time being), he rescinds his exasperation for clambering back onto the starting block. It only occurs to him now that he didn't even bother stretching but it's not like that'll come to bite him in his ass when they inevitably tie and race for the set point.
But true to his word, he doesn't attempt sabotaging Oz a second time around as he deftly cuts in on the signal, appendages still jolting from the high dive. Enjoy the image of his receding derriere coasting easy-breezy through the water, Vessalius, because Elliot is frankly killing it. ]