[ Vietnam's a literal saint. It'd be great if they weren't doomed from the start, but considering he'll probably end up making a fool out of himself before the night's over, maybe it was inevitable. ]

Right? It'd be weird to get too attached, especially since things could get resolved any day now. [ #ABSURDLY OPTIMISTIC. His great taste is just a bonus. ]

I don't think their story really holds water, though. Have you ever even seen Flamines? For all we know, the video could've been faked. Suspicious is only the half of it. It's just plain weird.