axilium: (maybe i should stop)
belph the banana ([personal profile] axilium) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-03-22 11:36 pm (UTC)

ota;

PHASE II:

[... Ow.

Well, after that fun incident, Belph is lying on the ground, looking more than a little unnerved but not making any move to get up. Partly because he might be too lazy to get up when he's in pain, and partly because staying down here might actually be safer, but. Yeah.

Please don't trip over him.]


PHASE III-ish:

[At some point, Belph picked himself off of the ground (probably to get away from the singing reindeer) and went on to suffer some more, by which I mean he's sitting on a bench somewhere, looking pretty disheveled from that rollercoaster as he eats his free snowcone.]

... This was really not how I imagined my day going...

BONUS:

[...]

Not to question the traditions of other cultures, but why does this holiday involve sitting on the lap of a hat-wearing robot that doesn't actually have a lap and telling it our desires?

[Nooot getting any closer to Santa-Bot, thank you.]

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