[Man, that's what she gets for eating something so horrible.]
I wasn't really meaning the stands, here; you see, I'm someone who works with food all the time! Once I find my way out of this tourist trap, I intend to make a meal actually worth eating...
[And in one smooth motion, he's got a comb out to fix his hair like he's some smooth guy from a 1950's movie. The effect would probably be a lot better if he wasn't four feet tall.]
And you'd be free to join me, if you'd like. I'd never turn down a cute girl like you, especially after you actually subjected yourself to the food here!
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I wasn't really meaning the stands, here; you see, I'm someone who works with food all the time!
Once I find my way out of this tourist trap, I intend to make a meal actually worth eating...
[And in one smooth motion, he's got a comb out to fix his hair like he's some smooth guy from a 1950's movie.
The effect would probably be a lot better if he wasn't four feet tall.]
And you'd be free to join me, if you'd like. I'd never turn down a cute girl like you, especially after you actually subjected yourself to the food here!