[Don't worry, Pyrrha, Shinji's got your back. He's adult mistletoe-free, thankfully, but he's been around the block enough times to not want to touch anything given to him by this place with a ten foot pole. (He's still scarred by battle panties, okay.)]
There's an empty trash can ten feet over there.
[With a nod of his head towards said trash can ten feet to their left. Why's it empty when this one isn't? Who knows.]
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There's an empty trash can ten feet over there.
[With a nod of his head towards said trash can ten feet to their left. Why's it empty when this one isn't? Who knows.]