[No shh. Shhh it's makeup. It's totally all just really crazy makeup. Cosplayers are insane like that. LET HIM BELIEVE. Okay no, it's what she says next that kind of makes it hard for him to continue believing. Because what kind of people would be pacified by hearing something like that?]

Most people don't really take well to hearing they've suddenly become data, backup or otherwise. [Trust him, he has first hand experience.] That sort of shit isn't normal, what on earth are you talking about?

[Are you quite sane? He doesn't think you're sane.]