[It's literally the least appetizing thing.]

I wasn't even warned about the candy cane - I just ordered a plain corndog.
What a waste of ingredients!

[It's so sad... The poor little food, ruined before it even got a chance to be eaten...

Oh, well. It's getting unceremoniously chucked into the trashcan - it's well past saving, after all.]

... Is the cotton candy worth trying, at least? You seem to be enjoying it...