[The only thing that managed to save face for him at all was the fact that he asked if she was okay. It didn't make her forget the way he'd managed to get hit in the face with a Christmas-themed phallic object. But it at least added one point in his favor.]

Of course I'm okay. I'm not the one who caught that thing with my face.

[She steps back, giving him space.]

You should probably get up. Even if you barely felt it [which she doubted] you shouldn't stay on the ground like that.