[It belongs to the ground now, where it will rest in peace or pieces.]
The— oh. [Good thing there's only one weirdass robot handing out gifts, or Kaoru wouldn't have been able to narrow it down from that description at all. All of this Christmas holiday garbage is foreign, anyway - Kaoru has no idea who the Santabot is supposed to be emulating.]
They do tend to give out things like that here. You have to take care, or they'll get horribly invasive about it.
[Like, "condom machines that stalk you down the streets" levels of invasive.]
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The— oh. [Good thing there's only one weirdass robot handing out gifts, or Kaoru wouldn't have been able to narrow it down from that description at all. All of this Christmas holiday garbage is foreign, anyway - Kaoru has no idea who the Santabot is supposed to be emulating.]
They do tend to give out things like that here. You have to take care, or they'll get horribly invasive about it.
[Like, "condom machines that stalk you down the streets" levels of invasive.]