[Maybe his face is stuck like this DON'T JUDGE?? He suffers from a very serious medical condition: he was born with a stick in his ass. The doctors were unable to remove it and there is no other cure. And so he is cursed to live a life where having fun might actually kill him.]

I'll be fine when I can finally fucking leave this hellhole. [Such language to use in front of such a proper young lady. Goodness.] I've never liked these kinds of places, even less so when they try to fucking kill me.