[Okay he may only be a little shy of a foot taller than Mabel, but you forget his weirdly long legs. He could totally leave her in the dust right now if he really wanted to. But she has yet to get to the level of annoying that would warrant that.]

You barely come up to my shoulder: you're a midget.

[POT. KETTLE. BLACK.]

And...I dunno, I guess about five years older? [Why is that a question...does he not know how old he is or something, what the hell.] Why the fuck would you be asking something like that for a friend, anyway?