[Thank goodness. Yogi will open one eye, then the other, and then he'll be heaving a huge sigh of relief. Immediately after, he'll be shoving the offending gift box into the trashcan with both arms, as far as it will go.]

I'm so relieved! I tried to tell you! They really aren't giving out anything good and you would've been so mad and I really wasn't trying to treat you like a child!

[He's still embarrassed though, so he'll making vague hand gestures as he talks.]

Thank you, for stopping. I mean, for hearing me out.