[Hold on, this is so wrong. And that is implying that there are other important sweets he hasn't gotten to try yet.]

So then...what kind of treats do you get to eat? Because if this is your first time trying cotton candy who knows what else you are missing out on! And that will have to be fixed immediately!

[Just looking around at the other vendors.]

Or as immediately as we can, because I think there's probably better treats outside of this amusement park.