[Personal space...before the box can be opened, he backs away from her. and holds the gift out between them to keep her from straying too close again.]
It is ill-advised to lean so close to me, unless you wish for a painful end to your life.
[Okay though. If this is a good distance for you to watch the unveiling, he will open the gift enough for them both to see and sort of peer inside.
....and then promptly shut it again once he realizes what's inside. Did you get a good look before he did that? Because he's not opening this thing again.]
Th-this...
[Judging by how offended he looks, this is not what he wanted for Christmas.]
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It is ill-advised to lean so close to me, unless you wish for a painful end to your life.
[Okay though. If this is a good distance for you to watch the unveiling, he will open the gift enough for them both to see and sort of peer inside.
....and then promptly shut it again once he realizes what's inside. Did you get a good look before he did that? Because he's not opening this thing again.]
Th-this...
[Judging by how offended he looks, this is not what he wanted for Christmas.]