[You're probably getting assaulted by Snowtron 5000 for a hug. Maybe you're just standing nearby. But whatever happens, this strange girl is going to forego the hug and instead try to jump on the robot and climb it]
Forget the hugs! Aren't you supposed to be our chaperone? C'mon, give me a ride!
[This will end well.]
phase ii;
[This is certainly a fun and safe experience for all! Specters, howling, the lights going off while you're thrown bodily to the ground and assaulted. In fact, even after the lights come back on, the assault doesn't stop. You feel a foot flailing and kicking into your face--]
[Oh wait, it's just a loud teenage girl]
TAKE THAT, you evil elf! Go back to the toy workshop!
[It doesn't look like she's going to stop kicking you anytime soon]
phase iii;
[Well, this sure is a ride. Maya loudly screams with delight as the coaster shoots off (sorry, whoever's in there with her), but her excitement ends just as abruptly as the ride coming to a stop halfway through. And then the Santas advance...]
[She sends a furtive, desperate look at the people around her, and you, yes you, and then demands in a loud stage whisper:]
Which one of you was naughty?!
bonus;
[So, uh, at this point everyone's probably tired of all the rides and the so-called Santabot trying to get everyone to sit on its lap, huh? Surely, no one in their right mind would go back for another ride, especially without paying. Surely.]
[Well, about that.... A certain someone just tried to sneak into the ferris wheel, and said certain someone is now being faced down by snowman with machine guns. As if they were in the world's worst action movie]
C-Come on, guys, I was just testing you....! I wasn't really trying to get in! Ha ha! It was just a little joke! [As her pleading laughter gets increasingly nervous, they look like they're about to shoot. She looks like she's about to run for her life. What will you do? Help her? Move out of the way? Laugh from a safe distance? ALL OF THE ABOVE?]
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