'Done anything to me'? Not that I can tell. I've got to learn how to use it sooner or later. Let's just say I've made a deal with someone in return for learning to use it.

[ For sweets. What else? Gaius, you're a real loser sometimes. But after fumbling rather carelessly with the buttons available, it eventually lights up. For someone who has never had to deal with anything but natural light, the backlight kind of hurts his eyes. ]

Gods, you could use this thing as a lantern! But apparently, it's useful for sending messages. We should figure out how to message each other, for future's sake.