[its a weenie phase because he wouldn't ride normal versions of these rides, let's be real]

Unfortunately... it is. Peppermint candy.
It's just so - so disrespectful to their ingredients and the consumers! Expecting us to enjoy something like this...

[He doesn't even hesitate to unceremoniously chucked into the nearest trash can, with a deep frown. It's getting the nicest death it can, really.

Then finally turning to face who he's speaking to - ]