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[ It is necessary, don't be an idiot! He saved you from the sharp heels of women and the ragged dirty shoes of youths. Most of all, from the massive weight of heavy men... ]

What, you actually like getting stepped on or something? I don't know what kind of fantasies you have, but there's a time and place for them.

[ Don't be so masochistic in front of the children, gosh. ]