[Oh. So that's how it is. Well, to be fair, it's hardly as if this is the first time this has happened to Souji. As a child, he was forever mistaken for a little girl, and even after growing up there have been misunderstandings of that nature. Especially since he, as his friends are so quick to point out, stubbornly refuses to wear anything which might signal masculinity to the casual observer.

Well, it's never the wrong time for a bit of a lesson, right? As Shinpachi throws the offending object away, Souji is quick to snatch it out of the air. Pirouetting where he stands, he'll use the momentum as well as Shinpachi's momentary lack of guard to lash out with his heel against the other man's knee, hopefully weakening his stance. At the end of the movement... well, at least that's not a blade against Shinpachi's throat? Although it's debatable if that is worse or not. And he still hasn't let go of his pig with the other arm.]

You should never let your guard down, you know. Firstly, because I'm pretty sure I've known some girls who, regardless of what they look like, might have used a situation like this to kill you. [A sweet little smile, but Souji's eyes are a lot sharper now.] And secondly, because I'm not a woman. Some people might take offense at this kind of thing.