I'm only saying that it could be as fake as it is real. There's a fifty-fifty chance. [he sighs. it looks like there is a treat stand here. maybe he'll try one of those CERES candycane cupcakes. seems harmless?] But, again, it's difficult to know what to believe here. We're all given jobs, and a place to stay, and told to relax. I suppose there could be worse ways to assimilate us.