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As long as you're not expecting me to open my wallet for you, I s'pose it doesn't matter.
[a beat, before he leans in to suggest conspiratorially]
But if you don't have a victim already picked out, I might be able to lend some assistance.
[WHAT A TROUBLEMAKER. tho from his tone it's pretty clear he's just kidding around]