open to all;

[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.


[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

Comments

[swordboning]

....mushrooms come later. If I cook the hamburger and the mushroom at the same time, the mushroom will end up soggy. Too late and it won't absorb the flavor. Don't worry.

[She did order essentially a mushroom burger, after all.]

[psycholawgy]

Well, you're definitely still older than I am, I bet.

[emotive]

Well... It's something think about and try out accordingly. She's already sparring with Athena from time to time and she knows she has to maintain her ESP. Hm.]

I don't think I asked you before, but who taught you swordsmanship, Archer?

[In her opinion, he's obviously really good, but that's just from her perspective.]

[swordboning]

Obviously. Physically, I'm probably around twenty-nine or thirty years old. You're just a kid to me.

[swordboning]

Even if you asked me before, I don't plan on answering that question.

[Is he bitter about the answer? YEP.]

[emotive]

... Athena's right...

[swordboning]

About what? That's a vague statement.

[emotive]

If you can do it, then I also have the right to reserve my answers.

[swordboning]

If you want. That's not my problem. Either way, if I was actually curious, I'd just ask Athena.

[psycholawgy]

[ GODAMMIT ARCHER. ]

I might be young, but I'm no kid!

[psycholawgy]

If you order something nice, maybe I'll treat you.

[emotive]

[She sighs. He called her a child who doesn't know suffering and she at least conceded with that assessment. But even a kid like her knows that not letting things go is unhealthy at best (kind of a walking example of what happens when a group of people can't let things go here)]

"If." You aren't.

[chemistratic]

But -

[ SHOULD SHE - but she so wants to remain polite. she doesn't get the impression that this guy is supremely happy to be here. ]

Could you possibly do it without the meat and just the mushrooms? If it's not too much to ask, of course! Ooor I could just eat the bun!

[prosecutory]

[...

The types of people Wright surrounds himself with...]

And you're letting her exploit your skills?

[heiwana]

[ Here have another sword, Archer. Kousetsu is mildly interested in whatever...it is your doing. He's already tried some manners of intriguing foods here so he will stop to pause at take a look at your food stand. He probably draws attention just on his looks alone. A six foot tall blue haired man wearing intricate priestly garb is bound to catch people's eyes. Much like his pink haired brother whom Archer has already met. ]

...how does one know what to ask for then? [ He distinctly remembers the carnival having menus and a selection. Was that not part of the typical ways around here or what? ]

[souredsweet]

[THAT'S sure one way to handle a food stand, isn't it... Kaoru looks a little surprised, but not too off-put by the whole new world of food options opened up.]

Ah? Aren't there any limitations...? Beyond what's sensible, of course. [Not gonna try ordering An Impossible Meal or anything! Kaoru's a good customer.]

[dishonorstudent]

Heh. Afraid I lost my appetite, but thanks.

How's business otherwise?

[psycholawgy]

[ She really did, even if it does look goofy. ]

I can draw scenery and all that, but drawing people's a bit of a challenge for me.

[dishonorstudent]

My, how quaint. Do ya also take feedback?

[psycholawgy]

[ ssssigh Ryuko when will you ever be Archer's friend?! She's a bit disappointed, but her excitement in telling Ryuko about the food stall precedes the negative emotions. She jumps and circles in her place before throwing her hands in the air as if celebrating. ]

This is so much fun! I'm not exactly a business person, but I'm just so excited. I hope this'll be a success!

[dishonorstudent]

[ Your friend just called her a bitch before.

But she is sometimes, so weh. ]

I hope it works out for ya, too. You did work pretty hard on it... [ And then put Archer's name instead of yours on it, smh. ]

[psycholawgy]

There's so many things I want to do here.

Have you ever tried ViViD? I want to start playing there now!

[dishonorstudent]

That videogame thing? How come?

[shacklebreaker]

Standard detective work would gain you very similar results, you know.

[Then he looks over to the books and notebooks he'd spotted her sitting with in the back.] Are you studying something?

[shacklebreaker]

The law is only as capable as the people who uphold it, speaking from personal experience, and even then it has its limits. But I am sorry to hear it has failed you altogether.