open to all;

[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.


[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

Comments

[swordboning]

I'd prefer red and black but I see what kind of vibe she was trying to achieve.

However, it's not nice to insult your friend's ideas like that.

[There can only be one true thorn.]

[dishonorstudent]

Oh? Nothin' wrong with the idea, I already made it clear you have my full endorsement.

[ She knows Archer hates the logo, because Ryuko would hate the logo. It's not rocket science! ]

[swordboning]

I'm sure. That's why you consistently rub it in like a bad thing. It's fine, I have faith in my endorser.

[dishonorstudent]

[ She shrugs rather innocently. ]

As I said, we all get what we deserve, even you.

On second thought, I could use a little snack. I'm assumin' ya got basic ingredients there?

[swordboning]

I've got what you want.

[When it comes to Ryuko, he's honestly not going to lose in any way. His stubbornness prevents it.]

[dishonorstudent]

Good, then I'll take one lemon.

[ That's it. And she's serious. ]

[swordboning]

If you want. I'd take a smoothie if I were you. It'd be more healthy.

[Shrugging.]

Not to mention that citrus is poisonous to dogs in certain quantities.

[UNRELATED FACT.

or is it. Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun]

[dishonorstudent]

Well, that sure is a polite way of callin' your customer a bitch.

[ The b-word is part of her vocabulary, she's not really shy about saying it. ]

[swordboning]

That's definitely a leap of logic from what I said. Here are Golden Archers, we also supply random facts and life experience.

[Dumb platitude to hide behind.]

[dishonorstudent]

My, how quaint. Do ya also take feedback?

[swordboning]

Athena does. I'm only here to cook.

[dishonorstudent]

I'll be sure to pass it on to her, in the meantime I'd like my snack right about now.

[swordboning]

[Tossing a lemon at her.]

Is that it? You may as well not even pay.

[dishonorstudent]

[ She catches the lemon. Look, she really likes to eat lemons, ok!! ]

Heh. Don't mind if I don't.

[swordboning]

Good. Because Rin said I should charge other people on her tab so she can ruthlessly charge them interest on what they owe.

[No, she didn't. But that might happen who even knows.]

[dishonorstudent]

Oh? It's a good thing I ain't her lapdog like certain business owners around here.

[swordboning]

I'm sorry but barking doesn't come with the job here. But I'll just fear for your ears.