open to all;

[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.


[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

Comments

[swordboning]

That all depends on what you consider a lie and who I've said it to. To you, I've only done it in jest.

[codere]

Anything that isn't the truth is a lie, Archer. That's the definition of a lie.

[ Not that she thinks it's anything worth making a big deal out of. ]

[swordboning]

I don't think withholding information is a lie. I'll admit I do that a lot.

[codere]

I won't ask you how much you've held back from me. [ She's not foolish to think otherwise. ]

Finish my crepe and I'll be out of your way.

[swordboning]

If it helps, I've always answered your specific questions thoroughly.

[Wrapping it up, sheesh! Here, take this Rin.]

[codere]

[ Takes it. ] This one is on the house.

Because you're a swell guy, Archer.

Oh... and if there is anyone who is starving, I expect you to put them on my tab. [ Taking a bite and speaking around a full mouth: ] Make sure they know just who they owe when they get back on their feet.

[swordboning]

You almost impressed me with your selflessness until that last sentence.

[On the house. Thank you, Rin.]

[codere]

It'd be good if I need to call in a favor or two, wouldn't it? Besides that, there's no point in being selfless here.

[swordboning]

Personally, I can't stand selflessness so I'm not going to judge.

[codere]

How does that work when you live with Saber again? [ Asking the serious questions here. ]

[swordboning]

Why do you think I glare at Saber and tease her all the time?

[codere]

Because you enjoy picking on beautiful blonde ladies? [ Like her. ]

[swordboning]

[Literally not answering that question.

Instead, he pretends to be busy cleaning up.]

[codere]

Bye Archer. [ With a crepe in hand, she heads off.

To advertise his good food.

Might want to get more crepe ingredients. ]