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estoria2015-04-03 08:30 pm
swordboning) wrote in estoria2015-04-03 08:30 pm
open to all;
Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.
[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.
But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]
Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.
[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]
swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.
[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.
But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]
Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.
[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]
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Cook Archer? I mean, if it's professional quality... Who's to say you can't have a fancy title to go with it? [That's definitely how that works.]
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[Experience living with people who want to eat 24/7.
Still, the burger is getting seasoned up and getting little slivers of onions in it, for good taste. And this is the part where he splits it into two separate burgers, only to set cheese in the middle of one burger, put the other on top, and then press them together into a single burger again.
Cheese in the middle of a burger, yeaaaaaaaah.]
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[Okay, no, she's insanely distracted by his burger magic, and continues staring with her eyes wide, even drooling a bit]
[Archer may have just ascended to her favorite Cereal person]
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[Dropping this hunk of meat on the griddle. Oh yeah sizzle.]
...and try not to die before this is finished.
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[Her eyes are so wide and round right now]
I will die at this rate! I'm soooo hungryyy!
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[Nope. Wait for it to grill.]
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[STARES BETWEEN HIM AND HUNK OF MEAT DESPERATELY]
[Maya it's been like three minutes, calm down]
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[SARCASM.]
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[(Sarcasm, what's that??)]
.... I don't really want a rawburnger....
At least distract me somehow! Isn't this part of your chefly duties?!
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[Flipping the burger.]
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[She follows the movement with her eyes, looking positively tortured. This could be a highly effective interrogation technique, if Archer was creative]
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Do you like swords?
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[She perks up a bit!]
Sure, what's not to like? They're cool, and you can cut stuff up with them....
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Still, he holds out his free hand and creates one of his favored short swords, Kanshou, and drops it in front of little miss burger.]
Here, hopefully that'll give you some enjoyment. Try not to cut yourself.
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[Little miss burger's eyes completely light up at that little display, and she reaches out to take it]
That's soooo cool! How did you do that?
[Archer, no. Please never give her a weapon]
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Magic. But look at it like this. If you aren't careful with it, you aren't getting your burger.
[Athena watching in the distance, horrified, probably.]
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[Swishes at the air with it once or twice]
I'm always careful!
[She probably is. Someone take this sword away from her]
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[He's keeping a close eye. Both on her and the boigah.]
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Is it just swords? What about knives? Or forks? Do you have magic cutlery powers too?
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Maybe you'll have to stick around and find out.
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I guess I'm gonna have to, huh? I need to see and taste all this for myself!
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Oh, oh! Everything but the mushrooms! And don't forget the cheese!
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[Enthusiasm intensifies]