[Unfortunately, he is one hundred percent serious.]

A tux, huh? I'm not sure I can afford one of those. [He's also never worn one before. It's a miracle he has any experience wearing a plain suit.] Are these really so bad?

The theme is winter ball or something like that. But it's partially a Christmas party so I thought this one might be in the right spirit. [He indicates the Christmas-themed suit.]

I don't want to wear something that's all black or all brown. It's too cliche.