[ Don't give him that look. Please. This is not the hill he wants to die on, he hardly wants to defend that this was a thing but he can't not defend it or he'll look like he's making up super embarrassing lies.

So here goes nothing. ]

How do you think underwear is stolen? [ Aka don't ask him that. Please. Don't even imagine it, just accept it. ]

And "why".. as a really terrible prank to annoy us? Who knows, they never explained it other than claiming it was a malfunction. [ Sigh. ] As usually.