candlecutterpikachu: (sweats)
燭台切光忠 † shokudaikiri "melonslasher" mitsutada ([personal profile] candlecutterpikachu) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-04-24 02:16 am (UTC)

[ Mitsutada's one-eyed gaze follows one half of the melon in its tragically beautiful parabola, landing some distance away from the dairy cooler - and it stays there for a few made seconds while he contemplates the sheer horror of what he had just done. And then the snick of Ao's teeth in the now pin-drop silence derails that particular train of thought, shoving it roughly down another set of tracks to the destinations of (in chronological order:)

1. Oh, it's a squirrel eating a melon.
2. It's a squirrel eating that melon.
3. SHIT ITS A SQUIRREL EATING THAT MELON.

and lastly,

4. oh god why. ]


Uh... [ no this is bad quickly say something less uncool ] ... I'm sorry. Did any of that get on you?

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