Nah, calling it wrestling would give this thing too much credit.

[ He has to keep up a reputation indeed, glad you recognize this, Peggy! Except he can't soil it by wrestling things that are too small, he's way too far out of this crocodile's league.. ]

I just want it to hand back that thing we were all given before one of the guys notices and makes fun of me for it. [ Hey, it's not hard to admit it when his friends are openly shitlord to him.. and he does the same to them in return.. ]