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[poised]

Who: everyone, literally everyone
When: ooc: 04/25-04/26; ic: 12/26
Where: the Gardens
What: intro log + winter ball!
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let me know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//winterball.EXE Pimp My Party -- Royalty Style A few weeks prior to December 26th, an invitation went out to all whom already reside in Cerealia. In delicate, curling script, it read: You are cordially invited by Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear to a Winter Ball to be held on the Eve of December 26th in the Gardens. Dress in your best attire and enjoy a magical evening of dance and fine cuisine. What do you mean we should fuss about worlds being destroyed? Get into the holiday spirit, you scrooge! And in regards to the new-comers: whether you have been wandering Cerealia over the course of the past few days and managed to receive one of the later waves of invitations or have simply suddenly appeared in the gardens with nothing but the (hopefully…. appropriate….) clothes on your back, welcome. The gardens have been transformed through the work of slave labor condoned by royalty incredibly talented volunteers. A buffet line possibly a mile long, a sprawling dance floor with temporary wood placement to cover the grass, a lovely orchestra with scheduled interruptions of magic shows on the stage, and the entire thing lit gently with lights stretch the span of the main area of the garden. Not too far off, there are ponds and pathways that take you elsewhere into the foliage, but why would you go that way? The party’s right here! "Good evening, everyone!! Whether you are new to Tellus or old, I hope to find you in good spirits. Mind you, I do not intend to ignore the blunders of CERES nor the grave situation that new-comers have found themselves faced with. However I assure you that at this time, surrounded by these people, you are in good company. Please, dine and be merry - I believe some worlds celebrated a holiday yesterday! Get to know one another so we may strengthen our ties and stand firm against whatever this world may throw against us! Also try the salmon, it's absolutely divine. . . . How do I turn this off...? Should I just walk away?"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Like any respectable ball, your entrance is announced as you walk right into the party! What do you mean you wanted to slip in unnoticed? That simply won’t do. Natalia managed to rope in someone – is that a Tellus native? – to do the honor of acknowledging your character as they make their debut to the ball. This guy is under strict orders to not miss a single soul. If your character doesn’t give him a name and title ahead of time, then he’ll just make something up. Think along the lines of Broseidon McSnootyname, Duke of Erectile Dysfunction-- What do you mean that’s not your name? PHASE II [ xxxx ] Absolutely no expense was spared when it came to making sure that the food here was the best that money could buy (or threats could extort). Guests can select from a menagerie of main dishes from all sorts of cultures, adorable desserts that look like woodland creatures alongside towering cakes, and even those fruity drinks with the little umbrellas on them. Pig out, you animals – but there’s also a wide selection of fine wine if your tastes and curiosities wander off in that direction…. What even is the drinking age in Tellus? Remember, folks, drink (ir)responsibly. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Well, it is a ball. If you’re interested in proper, classical styles of dance, there’s certainly an orchestra that’s dominating most of the night. One of their songs may or may not sound familiar. Spin around in your flurry of skirts and do the fairy tale thing if that’s what you came here for. Romance, or whatever. Waltz your heart out and don’t forget to point your toes! … that said, there’s also a separate sound system not too far, prepared in case the orchestra might want a break. It’s also not being watched too closely. Maybe put on something to liven up the dance floor? Or did someone ruin your fantasy by putting on something unbearably inappropriate? PHASE IV [ xxxx ] The gardens really are beautiful. Spread throughout the area and more toward the outskirts of the party, there are plenty of beautiful fountains with glittering, crystal clear water. In fact, it’s so clear that you can spot the occasional alien life form flitting through it amidst the lily pads and gently sweeping foliage. It’s so graceful, what beauty! Look at how it rises to the water and gently opens its mouth into a yawn and—tries to chomp anything within range right off with razor sharp teeth what the fuck, whatthefuck. It would appear that's not all, though. Whether you're ready to fight the creature or run screaming, you feel something slowly slide and curl around your arm or your ankle. Look on in horror as you turn your head and realize that it seems that the nearby tree has grown rather fond of you very quickly, to the extent that it will reach out and lovingly wrap its hentai tentacles around you.... Brings a whole 'nother meaning to 'tree hugger', doesn't it? BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Are you lost? Did you try to catch your breath away from the party and start to wander off despite all the cautioning not to? Or maybe you were trying to leave and took a wrong turn? Either way, you seem to have only found yourself deeper in the gardens now. Try not to breathe too deeply or… at all. If you can’t manage that though, it appears that you’ve stumbled upon the hallucinogenic plants of the garden. You start to see things that aren’t there – though whether you suddenly find yourself in a den of cougars lions or think that the person standing next to you is the biggest, cuddliest pile of adorable puppies in the world depends on the person. Hope you have a good trip, bruh. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let me know (through FAQ comment or PM preferably!) if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so I can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post! This one is player-run and all the basics have been laid out for you here. Absolutely feel free to come up with your own prompts, I just attempted to set the scenery! For your convenience, I whole-heartedly welcome questions and inquiries being directed to my attention here and I'll answer them to the best of my ability! Have a ball! Enjoy!! OVERFLOW IS HERE Move over at your captcha-free leisure!

Comments

[rollin]

A prize? Jeez...

[ Okay, fine. He pats his pockets for something good, then takes Hotarumaru's hand to give him a couple of Milky candies. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ the fuck are you on mang ]

But you were- [ You know what. Nevermind. She's at least picked up that when he starts talking like this, she just shouldn't entertain it. ] ... forget it.

[swordboning]

[Never ever.]

[brbwalking]

[ It's an unfinished question that she'll quirk an eyebrow at-- but not pursue, instead moving to sashay in front of him and take the lead. Come along, Tadashi. ]

It's not very far, but I think flying might be easier.

[hoasen]

[YEAH WHICH CUPS. All of them, to be quite honest. Everything's good and important.]

Did you have a lot of those? And ah, well you can always take a few home? [Asian Skeelz.] Saya would love some, I think. And then you can celebrate with her.

[invisibleair]

[ Saber looks a little disappointed, like she doesn't have a good response for that. Because she has nothing she would wish to ask Natalia for. And ideally she'd like to be of some use. ]

A lady should not be expected to do work for others on her own birthday.

[swordboning]

What purpose would I have in drugging you or anyone else in the first place? Try not to point fingers in the wrong direction.

[swordboning]

Most of anyone would be her enemy, to be honest. Her methods are incompatible with modern day culture.

[psycholawgy]

[ slapping sticker goes here ]

You can keep up pretty well!

[shacklebreaker]

[Tough crowd. Taka would have found the joke funny, if he were here.]

Hmph... Come, then, we'd best stop waffling and start our second dance. [He won't even threaten to drop her on the floor this time! Probably.]

[invisibleair]

[ And Saber is still learning what things are called, so she's glad to have someone who might be able to help. ]

Of course not. It is better eating with others than alone. [ She looks down hungrily at her own plate, but then still manages to offer: ]

Would you like me to come with you to get food?

[invisibleair]

You have? I have only been once. He does bring leftovers home at times...

[ She really loves his food, it's not fair at all. ]

We both serve the same Master.

[immobileyes]

Zara... um, he's the person with bunny ears. I live with him!

[manolia]

Well, we call it breathing wakfu when we do it, and it's perfectly safe - at least, for us, it is. [That's because it's as easy as breathing and also the game makes you emit these god-awful huffing noises when you do it.] But that raises a question - is magic more like a gas, or like a liquid?

[Chibi takes another sip, nice and slowly.] Life force, experiences like love and death - do we breathe them in, or drink them in? Linguistic questions, but speaking as a poet, they're important ones.

[invisibleair]

Oh. I see.

[ Saber... believes her, even if it does little to ease her mind. She thinks of what Archer had told her though, her face softening. ]

If you would like, I can let you be. I would not want to be a 'mother bird'. [ Archer's words, not her's. ]

[immobileyes]

[ Don't make her call the police!! ]

You can't forgive me yet if I haven't stepped on your feet yet, Kyousuke-san.

[invisibleair]

And what are your own wishes?

[codere]

I don't know. That's why I was asking if you were responsible.

[ Oops, that was a turn a bit too sharp. Just give her a moment here. ]

[bropane]

[ Did you just say what I think you said, Judith...? ]

Uhh. . . alright? [ Now that he's calmed down, even by a little bit, his movements have become more relaxed. Tadashi follows her, staying behind her, with his hands together behind his back. ] I didn't think it'd be that far.

[codere]

Does that make you her enemy? I know you two don't get along, but you were the first person there to ensure she had a proper Master.

[undaunts]

[....... getting mocked by tiny demons, this is what her life has come to... nonetheless, she hesitates at that, because it's.... pretty obvious...]

Iiiis...that a trick question?

[She looks at her scythe. And then back at Shuu.

This is totally a trick question.]

[codere]

He could have just been a very convincing liar.

That or he honestly believed it himself. Does it make it the truth if he thinks it does?

[rollin]

Huh? Oh, nah, it's just a little stuck, that's all. Haha...

[ Yet after he says that, he starts pulling on it with both hands. ]

[invisibleair]

[ These are quite new to Saber too, having never had food with actual flavor and spice until very recently. ]

Archer tells me that he cannot afford to cook as much as I would like. Three pounds of meat is the daily limit.

[ She just needs a lot of food!! ]

[invisibleair]

Thank you. And you do as well.

[ No thumbs up, but she still smiles in reply. ]

Yes, it has been a pleasant night so far. [ Even if she hasn't convinced Rin to dance yet... ] Did you come with someone?