[ Yata likes living on the edge. He had billboards fall on him. He jumped from a building on his skateboard and crashed into the next, no problem. One time, he accidentally drank noodle sauce, thinking it was barley tea. Tonight is just another one of those nights. He remembers what he learned from junior high! The hippopotamus was always shorter than the other two legs of a triangle, right? Was it called a hippopotamus? Whatever. The point is, he had to get to point A to point B in the fastest time possible. He wasn't in a rush, no. He just likes shortcuts.
So he'll live dangerously.
Cutting through the dance floor with a plate full of sweets in his hands and some Journey playing in the background should be a piece of cake, though. It's no salsa or tango. Rock ballads are level one! So Yata sweeps onto the floor and weaves past the slow dancing couples with relative ease. Okay, so far so good! Right? But just when he thinks he can be a little careless... boom, he bumps into Jaune with his 110% full dessert plate, turning the boy into some unholy fusion of a gingerbread house and a banana split in the process. ]
Oh shit, I'm so sorry!
[ He says as he tries to wipe the cream and fruit off Jaune's chest with his hand. Both hands. He is touching Jaune's chest with his hands.
What the hell are you even doing with food on the dance floor, Yata. Get out, Yata. ]
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So he'll live dangerously.
Cutting through the dance floor with a plate full of sweets in his hands and some Journey playing in the background should be a piece of cake, though. It's no salsa or tango. Rock ballads are level one! So Yata sweeps onto the floor and weaves past the slow dancing couples with relative ease. Okay, so far so good! Right? But just when he thinks he can be a little careless... boom, he bumps into Jaune with his 110% full dessert plate, turning the boy into some unholy fusion of a gingerbread house and a banana split in the process. ]
Oh shit, I'm so sorry!
[ He says as he tries to wipe the cream and fruit off Jaune's chest with his hand. Both hands. He is touching Jaune's chest with his hands.
What the hell are you even doing with food on the dance floor, Yata. Get out, Yata. ]