[... Have you ever seen a small chef deflate like this before? Probably not. He looks kind of...
Confused. And kinda horrified.]

T-that's...

... Absolutely terrifying. Zombies? Deranged nine year olds? "Little golf people"?
How did you manage to handle all of that!?

[Usually, he wouldn't believe it - but... well, first of all, it's not his own world they're talking about.
And second, his own world was horribly dangerous to begin with. Hmm.]