Don't be stupid. Buddha once said, “Inside calm cannot be maintained unless physical strength is constantly and intelligently replenished.” My insides are plenty calm, as my strength is replenished. I'm not sure about you.
_{[ Zura, he wasn't referring to those kind of insides. ]}

A real warrior would have the strength to hold it in until left alone in the bathroom. Aaa, what if you're about to drop the big one and somebody walks in? Are you not strong enough to respond appropriately in that sort of situation? Have you even trained for that situation?

_{[ Implying that he has. ]}

What did you even eat?
_{[ He questions Gintoki, then peers over to Takasugi. There is an empty urinal between him and his former comrade.
C'mon, pee faster. This is uncomfortable. ]}