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Maya
[MAYA NO THAT IS NOT A SNAKE. And you better not get too close to that wine, young lady. Anyway, he shakes his head after a single glance at what Maya is pointing at.]
Yes, and that is not a snake, those are snails. Escargot, to be precise.