_{[ He does slow down, only to twist his face into a more angry expression. One last sniff as he scrubs one of his eyes. ]}

It could have to do with time travel too. I don't know what to think, but it isn't this. It would make sense— aliens doing something to our home but after staying here.. the authorities here need to be brought down.

Haaah, I agree. First they hardly apologize for the "glitches" here, and then why make something incredible simple such a Floppy Bird.

They can't be trusted, Sakamoto.
I want my pet back.