[Gundam cackles, striking some dramatic pose (which the two remaining hamsters imitate very well).]

Looks can be very deceiving, mortal! Just as with my charges, you cannot judge me based solely on my looks!

I am the accursed offspring of an angel and a demon! An abomination, walking neither the path of good nor evil! An outcast tossed aside by all of society! A living catastrophe! You are standing before the great Tanaka Gundam, Supreme Overlord of Ice and ruler of the Tanaka Empire!

[So much for being quiet and trying not to attract attention huh...]