Sss, sss, sss! Reverse psychology will get you nowhere.

Very well! I want one box, with the exact dimensions as the one I'm wearing. It must be a white color. The front side, relative, call the side I've got pointed at you right now the 'front' must be white in color, with canary yellow triangle shapes on the right and left sides. They must taper at the edges like the lapel of a jacket. In the upper middle there should be a blue circle with white markings for eyes and a smile in a "smiley face" shape.