Sss, sss, sss. Must be a trick of the light! Complete mirage.

This box is the fate of someone who works in the shadows. I'm not just a reporter y'know, I'm an undercover reporter! This box protects my identity. If anyone were to see what I really looked like... well, my ability to get my scoops would be severely impaired! No way could I ever allow that to happen. Sss, sss, sss.

Sorry Leia, but wild dogs could not separate me from this box!