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[ turkey was expecting to see a lot of Weird Shit, but a familiar face wasn't one of them! at least, not one striking a risque pose in a bikini with a floating fish. it's startling. not that he has a lot of room to judge (he's likely hairier and less photoshopped, for one; what's worse is that someone's gotten their empires mixed up), but. but. ]

[ there are a lot of confusing circumstances here! ]

[ he stands to the side, having just distractedly shoo'd away some fussy hairdresser, and interjects as she finishes speaking: ]

... Taiwan?