[Hyoubu's abominations seem to have the tendency to perch on his shoulders...

Kevin grabs the feather and holds it to his chest. It doesn't matter that there are others lying about. He will allow himself to cherish this VICTORY.]

A butler, sir. I am merely a servant. Not a swam, sparrow, penguin or ostrich of any kind. I beseech you not to make assumptions based on this gathering's smoke and mirrors!

[Because that was totally not divine wrath he unleashed upon the photographers.]