[ No, seriously. Paint a brighter, more neon goop on that notebook, why don't you. Don't Touch never deters people of Birthday's inclinations, only makes them hyper focused and curious as to what might be worth such jealous guarding instead.

Leeeeaning... ]

Sure, but so's sharing. [ Dismissive. Lessons in tact is boring. Next! ] That's kind of harsh though, isn't it? Calling it all nonsense? Pretty sure her measurements were all real, might be worth putting it in your diary.