[HE DID, HENCE WHY HE'S BEING A LITTLE SHIT. At least it's just the equivalent of a toe stub or he might actually feel kind of bad...]

Maybe you just have trouble holding it because your hands are so big? [oz why]

Oh! Or I could take a picture of it and send it to you, if you want. Someone showed me how to use the camera on this earlier... [Reaching with his free hand to dig his CereVice out of his pocket!! IT'S ONLY PARTIALLY TRUE THOUGH, he's expecting it to work like a cellphone camera since he's had ample use of that lately. THANKS MURDERGAMES...]

Let's see... Is it this thing? It's this thing, right? [Who even knows what he's pointing to. TIME TO FIDDLE WITH SHIT.]