[GILBERT DOESN'T NEED MORE HEART ATTACKS but this is basically his lot in life anyway, so what's one more... At least Oz probably won't actually choke, even though it's pretty much guaranteed now that he'll at least stick one in his mouth?!]

Potatoes! These things run on something like that? [He shakes the device a little, like he expects to hear a potato rolling around inside or something.]

I've never had anything like that before, though... Where did you get it? You didn't just break open your phone, did you?

[Even Oz knows that'll probably break the shit out of it, and he sure doesn't want to be without potential communication networks.]