I'm trying to, but it isn't responding the way it normally does! It's never malfunctioned like this before.

[Okay hang on he's got this. Maybe if he had a different angle on it he could pry it off with his remaining hand, so he twists, trying not to twist this guy's hair off with him before giving up.

All right. He's just going to roll his sleeve up and detach the hand entirely. Of course it's still got a good grip and is swinging from his hair like a weird pendulum.]

Ah... I was hoping that would work. [Just his luck.]