Well the part about it being a space colony is not! There are plenty of colonies out in space! Tons of them actually.

It's why galactic patrolmen are needed to keep the peace. But I've only ever been stranded once.

[ He was quiet for a moment there, deciding it best not to describe just how he became stranded on Earth. Bumping into the moon because you were busy watching movies inside of your ship didn't really paint the most valiant image. ]

At least then I could call for backup if I needed to...