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Who: cardboard_journalism & the people around her
When: January 24th, morning
Where: Different places around Cerealia!
What: Myriam Scuttlebutt's newspaper, 4th edition!
Rating/Warning: (possibly some PG content?)
[ January 24th, and what a week it'd been since last issue. Murders, video games, and baffling mass hallucinations... or at least, they seemed like those things... Who could know for sure?
Luckily, The Cerealia Times existed to tell people for sure! ]
A. OTA
[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, carries a stack of bundles of The Cerealia Times in a cardboard box on a hand-truck and tries to convince businesses (especially cafes!) to set them out for people to take, free of charge. Maybe you're a worker she's trying to persuade? Or maybe you're a worker sitting on the sidelines wondering who this weirdo in a cardboard box is. She will definitely be coming around to any business that accepted them in the past! ]
B. OTA
[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, sits behind a register at the School Supply Store she works at. She rings people up blandly and then excitedly offers a copy of the paper with their purchase. Alternatively, Scuttlebutt behind a register is a sitting duck who can't escape anyone bringing up an issue about her paper. ]
C. Either/or!
[ No interaction with Scuttlebutt herself, just read the paper and post your own reaction wherever they may be! Maybe leave her a comment on her inbox or go track her down to complain with another prompt. The paper can definitely be found at Archer's food-stand, Thistle Do Nicely flower-tea shop, and the Opera House. ]
D. Semi-open [directed topsycholawgy but open to anyone who might be at The Little Sister cosplay cafe]
[Scuttlebutt came by with her usual bundle to The Littler Sister cosplay cafe, and if she saw Athena would plead with her.]
"No gossip column this week either. ...so I can set it out, right? Kahk kahk kahk..."
[ It looks, feels, and smells, like a newspaper, and the top above-the-fold part of the paper reads as follows ]
"you'd miss me if I were gone"
Date: January 24th, ? year. Price: Free
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
[ The below-the-fold story reads: ]
Open and shut case?! Not so fast, says new CEO!
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
[ Another story below-the-fold reads: ]
Local vigilante Patrolman Jaco arrested.
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
[ Next page is Obituaries. The top story: ]
CEO of CERES corp: cut down in his prime!
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
[ "Weather: Probably cold. Air quality: not-the-best." ]
[ Next page is Sports. The top story:
Local Prince Vegeta from planet Vegeta accepts invitations to spar.
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
[ There's a section titled: "MUSIC". In it, space has been allocated to Jakuzure Nonon. A photo of her conducting is here.
The article, byline Nonon Jakuzure, continues from where it left off last week. This week recommends the work of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, the famed Russian composer. The article is dedicated to his first masterpiece "Romeo and Juliet" based on the Shakespeare play of the same name. Detail is made that most people are familiar with the overture because it is so well known and used everywhere. The crescendo is instantly recognizable.]
[ Next section is:
HOROSCOPES: by Fortune Teller Pearl Fey.
♈ Aries (3/21 - 4/19); Uh-oh, looks like your plans this week might be a bust... but do your best and everything will turn out all right!
♉ Taurus (4/20 - 5/20); Stars are in your favor this week, but maybe not in the way you expect.
♊ Gemini (5/21 - 6/21); Avoid the color green.
♋ Cancer (6/22 - 7/22); Your lucky fruit this week is lemons!
♌ Leo (7/23 - 8/22); Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. This may become a particularly apparent problem whilst travelling...
♍ Virgo (8/23 - 9/22); Someone is in love with you! But who...? It might not be who you think!
♎ Libra (9/23 - 10/22); This is a week to reevaluate your life, give your choices some deep thought and choose the path best for you!
♏ Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21); Looks like someone is out to get you... a great gift!
♐ Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21); Your heart will lead you great places, if you let it!
♑ Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19); Someone special might surprise you this week.
♒ Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18); This is your week to sparkle, you're unstoppable! Make the most of it!
♓ Pisces (2/19 - 3/20); Don't second-guess yourself, just be great! ]
[Next section is:
Love Advice ♥ with Miss Maggie
There have been a few questions pertaining to dating and sadly, I wasn't able to answer them all in the last column. Rather than answering them with similar responses, I decided that for this column I would outline some basic dating tips and ideas to keep in mind! Points that were touched on already: How to ask someone out, where to take them out. For those who missed it, I'll briefly cover them here too!
-When you are asking someone out, you need to make sure you are confident and straightforward!
-Taking a person out is really simple! Traditional options are going to movies or dinner, but picnics, going to the arcade, walks in the park are just as acceptable!
Alright, with that information out of the way, we're going to discuss important tips to help your date go smashingly well! And first on this list is dress code. No matter what kind of date this is, you gotta make sure you look nice. Hopefully I don't have to tell you guys about good hygiene, but just in case please make sure you shower, brush your teeth, and over all are clean and odor free. I cannot stress this enough this is an IMPORTANT STEP!!
-For formal dates, like dinners, you'll want to make sure that you are a little dressier than normal. I'm not saying you need a tuxedo or a ball gown or anything, but make sure you look nice. An evening dress or classy ensemble for the ladies, slacks and a dress shirt for the guys. Tie, bow tie, suspenders all optional. Don't wear hats, okay? Just put your hair up or brush it back, make it look nice.
-More casual dates like picnics, walks in the park, the movies, you can of course dress more casually. But you still gotta look nice! This means you can't wear the ratty jeans with the holes in them. Make sure your clothes are clean and stain/hole free. You probably want to avoid any loud graphics too. Keep it comfortable, but simple! Jeans, a t-shirt, a light jacket over the top for boys is a good example, and jeans or a skirt, a blouse and a sweater for the girls! Feel free to mix it up though, just don't over dress.
Next up is conversation! Since you're looking to get to know each other, don't be scared to ask them questions. "What is your favorite color?" "What kind of food do you like?" "How do you feel about dogs/cats/pigs?" Knowing some basic info is a great place to start learning how you mesh together! You also want to keep the conversation moving and light, especially if you're the one who asked the other person out! Here are some suggestions:
-Talk about each other's jobs! Jobs are a great way to share experiences, learn more about each other and learn about things like future plans!
-Ask them about movies, media, games and things! These kinds of interests are not only good to know so you can find common ground, but can help you for future date ideas if a second date is in the cards!
Conversation topics you should AVOID on the first date:
-The weather. This is saved for people you are just meeting and is too simple. Usually leads to a boring conversation! (Unless you're magic and can control it!!)
-Family. Sometimes this can be a really private subject, so it's probably better to save this for the second date instead!
Also, try not to sit there and talk all about yourself and your interests and things only you are interested in. If you are all about "me, me, me," your partner won't be very interested in you, you, you for very long. Be open and be interested in them! Listen to their stories, laugh at their jokes, show them you care!
And that's all for now! Hopefully this advice will help you out in your romantic adventures!
[ there's a note that requests for love advice can be submitted anonymously or not to Myriam Scuttlebutt's inbox. ]
[ Next section is labeled: "Letters to the Editor"
No letters were submitted this week. We welcome all opinions regarding The Cerealia Times and other current events. Let us know your opinions!
-Editor, Myriam Scuttlebutt." ]
[ The next section is titled:
"GOSSIP"
There is a simple note that says:
"Miss Tattler's column does not appear this week.
However, the 300 credit offer for someone who maintains a three-month long relationship with Sir Integra Hellsing is still available. Pictured below: Sir Hellsing. "
[ Next page is dedicated to "Missing Persons" and reads as follows:
"An unverified person styling themselves "Lord" Cain C. Hargreaves is searching for his butler, a mister Riff Raffit. He is described as "quite tall, broad-shouldered, with fair hair and blue eyes, probably wearing a well-pressed suit in blue or gray. He's left-handed, strongly built and maddeningly altruistic."
Riff Raffit is of such reportedly high character he is likely to be seen "...rescuing a kitten from a tree, aiding a gentlewoman with her garden or teaching underprivileged children how to box." Any reports should be addressed to "Lord" Cain C. Hargreaves. No reward has been offered for this information. Mr. Hargreaves has expressed that as his employer, he is considering docking Mr. Raffit's paycheck."
"Friends are searching for beloved pillar of the community Apollo Justice, pictured here:
. Mr. Justice has been missing since yesterday morning and various persons are just worried sick about him. Please report all information to Athena Cykes."
"Local Rock Lee is searching for several missing people:
Sakura Haruno
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear
Weiss Schnee
Rin Tohsaka
Anyone with information is directed to contact Mr. Lee at..." [and there's a link to Rock Lee's inbox written out.] ]
[ Below is a box which reads: "Want to print a message in The Cerealia Times? We print announcements, statements, job advertisements, etc! Contact..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[ The following positions are listed:
Publisher: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Editor: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Lead Reporter: Leia Rolando
Reporter: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Reporter: Inaba Himeko
Photojournalist: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Correspondent: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Gossip columnist: Miss Tattler
Music columnist: Nonon Jakuzure
Horoscopes: Pearl Fey
Love Advice columnist: Miss Maggie
It specifies that letters to the editor can be delivered in person to Myriam Scuttlebutt. (No details of where or who she is.) ]
[ Another blurb reads: "Story sources and employees wanted! Inquire at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[ A final blurb reads: "Did we get it wrong? If you wish to correct a factual statement, leave your correction at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[OOC:journaler or dereban are free to comment to this post with any further articles or details they wish to give about their character's content in the newspaper.]
cardboard_journalism & the people around herWhen: January 24th, morning
Where: Different places around Cerealia!
What: Myriam Scuttlebutt's newspaper, 4th edition!
Rating/Warning: (possibly some PG content?)
[ January 24th, and what a week it'd been since last issue. Murders, video games, and baffling mass hallucinations... or at least, they seemed like those things... Who could know for sure?
Luckily, The Cerealia Times existed to tell people for sure! ]
A. OTA
[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, carries a stack of bundles of The Cerealia Times in a cardboard box on a hand-truck and tries to convince businesses (especially cafes!) to set them out for people to take, free of charge. Maybe you're a worker she's trying to persuade? Or maybe you're a worker sitting on the sidelines wondering who this weirdo in a cardboard box is. She will definitely be coming around to any business that accepted them in the past! ]
B. OTA
[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, sits behind a register at the School Supply Store she works at. She rings people up blandly and then excitedly offers a copy of the paper with their purchase. Alternatively, Scuttlebutt behind a register is a sitting duck who can't escape anyone bringing up an issue about her paper. ]
C. Either/or!
[ No interaction with Scuttlebutt herself, just read the paper and post your own reaction wherever they may be! Maybe leave her a comment on her inbox or go track her down to complain with another prompt. The paper can definitely be found at Archer's food-stand, Thistle Do Nicely flower-tea shop, and the Opera House. ]
D. Semi-open [directed to
psycholawgy but open to anyone who might be at The Little Sister cosplay cafe][Scuttlebutt came by with her usual bundle to The Littler Sister cosplay cafe, and if she saw Athena would plead with her.]
"No gossip column this week either. ...so I can set it out, right? Kahk kahk kahk..."
[ It looks, feels, and smells, like a newspaper, and the top above-the-fold part of the paper reads as follows ]
"you'd miss me if I were gone"
Date: January 24th, ? year. Price: Free
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
- CEO Vincere Julius found dead on 1/17 along with another unidentified man. Presiding over the scene was newly announced new CEO Bellona Recreare, in a seemingly pre-planned grisly photo-op. The unseen camera-man was CERES' public relations manager Mosley, no last name given.
[ The below-the-fold story reads: ]
Open and shut case?! Not so fast, says new CEO!
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
- Presiding over the bloody scene in an unidentified by high-class looking CERES office was new CEO Bellona Recreare. Agreeing to answer questions for The Cerealia Times, Miss Recreare had this to say: "...I am not the culprit here, regardless of appearances. After all, there would be no point to me doing so after I had already paid the full price for this company. But we are investigating, and will find the murderer with all due haste." Miss Recreare then went on to say changes "to improve upon the troublesome decisions Mr. Vincere made in his running of this colony," were on the way. Miss Recreare declined to comment further on what those changes may be, or make any statement as to the transparency or independence of this supposed "investigation" into the double murder. We at The Cerealia Times firmly believe in the rule of law and "innocent before proven guilty," but c'mon, you gotta do better than that, Miss Recreare!
Anyone with further information about Miss Recreare, her plans, or actions is welcome to contact The Cerealia Times.- Presiding over the bloody scene in an unidentified by high-class looking CERES office was new CEO Bellona Recreare. Agreeing to answer questions for The Cerealia Times, Miss Recreare had this to say: "...I am not the culprit here, regardless of appearances. After all, there would be no point to me doing so after I had already paid the full price for this company. But we are investigating, and will find the murderer with all due haste." Miss Recreare then went on to say changes "to improve upon the troublesome decisions Mr. Vincere made in his running of this colony," were on the way. Miss Recreare declined to comment further on what those changes may be, or make any statement as to the transparency or independence of this supposed "investigation" into the double murder. We at The Cerealia Times firmly believe in the rule of law and "innocent before proven guilty," but c'mon, you gotta do better than that, Miss Recreare!
[ Another story below-the-fold reads: ]
Local vigilante Patrolman Jaco arrested.
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
- Patrolman Jaco, pictured here, was recently arrested by automated droids for property damage and causing a public nuisance. In lieu of fines, he is being held in the local jail. Jaco admitted perhaps his laser gun had been set "a little [too] powerfully." He announced that he would not let this deter him from his constant vigilantism and would simply make attempts to be more careful in the future. He did not, however, expect this to deter him from his usual vigilantism. "Security thinks I am too tough on crime-" he began to say in a quote for The Cerealia Times, "I think they are too soft!" he finished.
[ Next page is Obituaries. The top story: ]
CEO of CERES corp: cut down in his prime!
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
- An enigma to most of the relocated at Cerealia, the chance to better get to know Mr. Vincere Julius is now forever lost after his untimely death along with one other unidentified person. An obituary was asked for, and received, from CERES representative Mosley no last name given.
"Julius Vincere, 32, was killed in an apparent homicide occurring in the early hours of the morning this past Saturday, January 17th. He will be missed by both friends and family alike and respected in death as a true visionary and honored CEO. A memorial service will be held off planet for those closest to him but any Cerealians wishing to pay their respects may visit the CERES established memorial at the local shrine located within the Pleasure District.
"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Unknown"
When asked for comment, Miss Recreare offered the opinion that Mr. Vincere was rather "altruistic"... we at The Cerealia Times think that speaks for itself.- An enigma to most of the relocated at Cerealia, the chance to better get to know Mr. Vincere Julius is now forever lost after his untimely death along with one other unidentified person. An obituary was asked for, and received, from CERES representative Mosley no last name given.
[ "Weather: Probably cold. Air quality: not-the-best." ]
[ Next page is Sports. The top story:
Local Prince Vegeta from planet Vegeta accepts invitations to spar.
byline: Myriam Scuttlebutt
- In a well publicized battle between anyone with the guts to face him, Prince Vegeta took on some suckers. With no established rules, umpires, or even an agreed condition for winning, it's difficult to say exactly which of the fighters "won." However, Prince Vegeta was the clear favorite, and one knowledgeable spectator was able to explain to this reporter that Prince Vegeta's power comes from "ki manipulation," which is some sort of advanced pulley system he used to hover. Only the pulleys weren't visible.
We wouldn't have believed it either, but a picture is worth a thousand words, and there it is.- In a well publicized battle between anyone with the guts to face him, Prince Vegeta took on some suckers. With no established rules, umpires, or even an agreed condition for winning, it's difficult to say exactly which of the fighters "won." However, Prince Vegeta was the clear favorite, and one knowledgeable spectator was able to explain to this reporter that Prince Vegeta's power comes from "ki manipulation," which is some sort of advanced pulley system he used to hover. Only the pulleys weren't visible.
[ There's a section titled: "MUSIC". In it, space has been allocated to Jakuzure Nonon. A photo of her conducting is here.
The article, byline Nonon Jakuzure, continues from where it left off last week. This week recommends the work of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, the famed Russian composer. The article is dedicated to his first masterpiece "Romeo and Juliet" based on the Shakespeare play of the same name. Detail is made that most people are familiar with the overture because it is so well known and used everywhere. The crescendo is instantly recognizable.]
[ Next section is:
HOROSCOPES: by Fortune Teller Pearl Fey.
♈ Aries (3/21 - 4/19); Uh-oh, looks like your plans this week might be a bust... but do your best and everything will turn out all right!
♉ Taurus (4/20 - 5/20); Stars are in your favor this week, but maybe not in the way you expect.
♊ Gemini (5/21 - 6/21); Avoid the color green.
♋ Cancer (6/22 - 7/22); Your lucky fruit this week is lemons!
♌ Leo (7/23 - 8/22); Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. This may become a particularly apparent problem whilst travelling...
♍ Virgo (8/23 - 9/22); Someone is in love with you! But who...? It might not be who you think!
♎ Libra (9/23 - 10/22); This is a week to reevaluate your life, give your choices some deep thought and choose the path best for you!
♏ Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21); Looks like someone is out to get you... a great gift!
♐ Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21); Your heart will lead you great places, if you let it!
♑ Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19); Someone special might surprise you this week.
♒ Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18); This is your week to sparkle, you're unstoppable! Make the most of it!
♓ Pisces (2/19 - 3/20); Don't second-guess yourself, just be great! ]
[Next section is:
Love Advice ♥ with Miss Maggie
There have been a few questions pertaining to dating and sadly, I wasn't able to answer them all in the last column. Rather than answering them with similar responses, I decided that for this column I would outline some basic dating tips and ideas to keep in mind! Points that were touched on already: How to ask someone out, where to take them out. For those who missed it, I'll briefly cover them here too!
-When you are asking someone out, you need to make sure you are confident and straightforward!
-Taking a person out is really simple! Traditional options are going to movies or dinner, but picnics, going to the arcade, walks in the park are just as acceptable!
Alright, with that information out of the way, we're going to discuss important tips to help your date go smashingly well! And first on this list is dress code. No matter what kind of date this is, you gotta make sure you look nice. Hopefully I don't have to tell you guys about good hygiene, but just in case please make sure you shower, brush your teeth, and over all are clean and odor free. I cannot stress this enough this is an IMPORTANT STEP!!
-For formal dates, like dinners, you'll want to make sure that you are a little dressier than normal. I'm not saying you need a tuxedo or a ball gown or anything, but make sure you look nice. An evening dress or classy ensemble for the ladies, slacks and a dress shirt for the guys. Tie, bow tie, suspenders all optional. Don't wear hats, okay? Just put your hair up or brush it back, make it look nice.
-More casual dates like picnics, walks in the park, the movies, you can of course dress more casually. But you still gotta look nice! This means you can't wear the ratty jeans with the holes in them. Make sure your clothes are clean and stain/hole free. You probably want to avoid any loud graphics too. Keep it comfortable, but simple! Jeans, a t-shirt, a light jacket over the top for boys is a good example, and jeans or a skirt, a blouse and a sweater for the girls! Feel free to mix it up though, just don't over dress.
Next up is conversation! Since you're looking to get to know each other, don't be scared to ask them questions. "What is your favorite color?" "What kind of food do you like?" "How do you feel about dogs/cats/pigs?" Knowing some basic info is a great place to start learning how you mesh together! You also want to keep the conversation moving and light, especially if you're the one who asked the other person out! Here are some suggestions:
-Talk about each other's jobs! Jobs are a great way to share experiences, learn more about each other and learn about things like future plans!
-Ask them about movies, media, games and things! These kinds of interests are not only good to know so you can find common ground, but can help you for future date ideas if a second date is in the cards!
Conversation topics you should AVOID on the first date:
-The weather. This is saved for people you are just meeting and is too simple. Usually leads to a boring conversation! (Unless you're magic and can control it!!)
-Family. Sometimes this can be a really private subject, so it's probably better to save this for the second date instead!
Also, try not to sit there and talk all about yourself and your interests and things only you are interested in. If you are all about "me, me, me," your partner won't be very interested in you, you, you for very long. Be open and be interested in them! Listen to their stories, laugh at their jokes, show them you care!
And that's all for now! Hopefully this advice will help you out in your romantic adventures!
[ there's a note that requests for love advice can be submitted anonymously or not to Myriam Scuttlebutt's inbox. ]
[ Next section is labeled: "Letters to the Editor"
No letters were submitted this week. We welcome all opinions regarding The Cerealia Times and other current events. Let us know your opinions!
-Editor, Myriam Scuttlebutt." ]
[ The next section is titled:
"GOSSIP"
There is a simple note that says:
"Miss Tattler's column does not appear this week.
However, the 300 credit offer for someone who maintains a three-month long relationship with Sir Integra Hellsing is still available. Pictured below: Sir Hellsing. "
[ Next page is dedicated to "Missing Persons" and reads as follows:
"An unverified person styling themselves "Lord" Cain C. Hargreaves is searching for his butler, a mister Riff Raffit. He is described as "quite tall, broad-shouldered, with fair hair and blue eyes, probably wearing a well-pressed suit in blue or gray. He's left-handed, strongly built and maddeningly altruistic."
Riff Raffit is of such reportedly high character he is likely to be seen "...rescuing a kitten from a tree, aiding a gentlewoman with her garden or teaching underprivileged children how to box." Any reports should be addressed to "Lord" Cain C. Hargreaves. No reward has been offered for this information. Mr. Hargreaves has expressed that as his employer, he is considering docking Mr. Raffit's paycheck."
"Friends are searching for beloved pillar of the community Apollo Justice, pictured here:
"Local Rock Lee is searching for several missing people:
Sakura Haruno
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear
Weiss Schnee
Rin Tohsaka
Anyone with information is directed to contact Mr. Lee at..." [and there's a link to Rock Lee's inbox written out.] ]
[ Below is a box which reads: "Want to print a message in The Cerealia Times? We print announcements, statements, job advertisements, etc! Contact..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[ The following positions are listed:
Publisher: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Editor: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Lead Reporter: Leia Rolando
Reporter: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Reporter: Inaba Himeko
Photojournalist: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Correspondent: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Gossip columnist: Miss Tattler
Music columnist: Nonon Jakuzure
Horoscopes: Pearl Fey
Love Advice columnist: Miss Maggie
It specifies that letters to the editor can be delivered in person to Myriam Scuttlebutt. (No details of where or who she is.) ]
[ Another blurb reads: "Story sources and employees wanted! Inquire at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[ A final blurb reads: "Did we get it wrong? If you wish to correct a factual statement, leave your correction at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]
[OOC:
journaler or dereban are free to comment to this post with any further articles or details they wish to give about their character's content in the newspaper.]
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