Kahk-kahk-kahk-kahk! You fell through a trap door! In an elevator! How are you not... y'know, all pancake-y?!

[this was just weird]

And the entire place was on fire! We could've suffocated! Any court of law would call that "grounds to sue for gross negligence!"

[...she would meekly follow him back out, though. Scuttlebutt wasn't quite dumb or brave enough to try photographing more documents right in front of the scary immortal PR guy.]