[He's waiting till she's fully awake, duh. What's the point of starting an important story when she's still in the process of waking up?]
[But she seems to be fine now though so he guesses he may as well get on with it.]
Alright, let me just start by saying that the damn thing was password protected and we wasted way too much time trying to guess the password.
[They wasted so much time trying to guess the word "butts". Truly they are an embarrassment.]
But once we finally got in, we found only three things on the computer. A bestiary, a Flora and Fauna Registry, and something labeled Elementals. No points for guessing which one we went through first.
"Elementals" was a document about what sounded like either people or creatures with powers matching the four elements: water, air, earth, and fire. CERES seemed to be looking for them for some reason, though they weren't having the best luck from the sounds of things. The water elementals were listed as impossible to find. The only thing they knew about them was that they exist and they can breathe underwater. The air elementals weren't easy for them to find either, but they at least knew where to find them. Apparently they live to the north, and from the sounds of things, the atmosphere wouldn't be breathable without them. They didn't say how hard it was to find the earth elementals, but they said that they were the easiest to negotiate with. It also said that they have an "unerring sense of direction when it comes to locating things. And then...there were the fire elementals. CERES finds them troublesome, probably because they're the easiest to find but want nothing to do with whatever CERES was trying to offer them. They breathe fire when they get excited or pissed off.
[Sound familiar?]
There was more to the document, but I didn't get a chance to read it before that creature broke out of the tube. And I already told you what happened after that, so I didn't get a chance to look at the other two documents either.
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[But she seems to be fine now though so he guesses he may as well get on with it.]
Alright, let me just start by saying that the damn thing was password protected and we wasted way too much time trying to guess the password.
[They wasted so much time trying to guess the word "butts". Truly they are an embarrassment.]
But once we finally got in, we found only three things on the computer. A bestiary, a Flora and Fauna Registry, and something labeled Elementals. No points for guessing which one we went through first.
"Elementals" was a document about what sounded like either people or creatures with powers matching the four elements: water, air, earth, and fire. CERES seemed to be looking for them for some reason, though they weren't having the best luck from the sounds of things. The water elementals were listed as impossible to find. The only thing they knew about them was that they exist and they can breathe underwater. The air elementals weren't easy for them to find either, but they at least knew where to find them. Apparently they live to the north, and from the sounds of things, the atmosphere wouldn't be breathable without them. They didn't say how hard it was to find the earth elementals, but they said that they were the easiest to negotiate with. It also said that they have an "unerring sense of direction when it comes to locating things. And then...there were the fire elementals. CERES finds them troublesome, probably because they're the easiest to find but want nothing to do with whatever CERES was trying to offer them. They breathe fire when they get excited or pissed off.
[Sound familiar?]
There was more to the document, but I didn't get a chance to read it before that creature broke out of the tube. And I already told you what happened after that, so I didn't get a chance to look at the other two documents either.