[Shhhh, don't tell anyone she's kinda thug. She's a delicate flower!! (Who is she lying to).]

I really shouldn't be encouraging this, but it is also an integral part of Valentine's Day. [THE PAIN AND DRAMA.] Would he get more angry if a few imaginary admirers called you up? [Though she wouldn't be surprised if he had real admirers either. People dig rugged pirates.]