[He carefully picks it up but...nothing happens. Why, there is obviously a trick to it!]
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[So, how long does it take for the angel menace to drop the demonic sausage on his foot?
The answer is: one minute and fifteen seconds.
Now, that hurts. He breathes in the sweet fragrance of flowers and tries not to scream.]
Haha, I-I am new to this! A new employee, you see. [He takes a moment to delicately wipe his tears off with a handkerchief.] I am quite certain the others are better trained to put out conflagrations and such.
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[So, how long does it take for the angel menace to drop the demonic sausage on his foot?
The answer is: one minute and fifteen seconds.
Now, that hurts. He breathes in the sweet fragrance of flowers and tries not to scream.]
Haha, I-I am new to this! A new employee, you see. [He takes a moment to delicately wipe his tears off with a handkerchief.] I am quite certain the others are better trained to put out conflagrations and such.